Congratulations! You passed Essential Spanish 101! Well done. Bien hecho. I trust you had fun, laughed a lot, played a lot, made a friend (or two,) and thoroughly enjoyed your evening. Now that the party’s over, it’s time for Essential Spanish 102: The Morning After. I hope your head doesn’t hurt too badly…
-Holy shit, where am I? Mierda, ¿por dónde estoy?
-Who are you? ¿Qiuén eres tú?
-Did we, um, you know? Uhhh, ¿lo hicimos?
-Did you enjoy it? ¿Lo disfrutaste?
-Did I enjoy it? ¿Lo disfruté yo?
-God damn it. Mierda buey. Diós.
-My fucking head hurts. Me duele la pinche cabeza.
-I feel sick. Me siento mal.
-You’re fucking ugly. [Thinking to yourself]
-No way I’d ever fuck you. [Again, thinking to yourself]
-Get the fuck away from me! ¡Lárgate, joder!
-I’m never drinking tequila again. [No, that’s bullshit. I will.]
Now, you may or may not find yourself in this position, in Mexico or elsewhere, but we’re doing language lessons here, and a person has to communicate, ¿verdad?